HA! HA! HA! My name is Teacher's Pet. I have six arms and seven legs. I am 1 day old but really good. I want to charge $10.00 an hour. I am a comedian. I am from Poopo Town. I would like to do programs at nutrition centers. Remember don't get grossed out. Call me at 1-800 dooky. - Candace

My name is the punisher. I am a Monster boxer. I want you to hire me because I have six arms. I am really good at knocking out people and knocked out the goodest light weght boxer in the world. I will charge 900 dollars per punch and charge 1,000 dollars per peanut butter sandwich. I will box people (if they want), monsters, godzilla, gorillas, anacondas, and the abominable snowman. If you don't hire me, I will get you! I'm not kidding. - Andrew

Monster Vet!!

Vet to the rescue!!! Hi I am a Vet, my name is Teacher's Pet I eat animals that are fat and hairy. I do not like snakes. I charge 25$ an hour. Reach me at 123-444-55-5888. You should hire me because then you will not have to shave your animal or deal with it! - Tiara

That is my monster food. The drinks are...Pepsi, Monster Mountain Dew, Monster Root Beer, and Creepy Dr. Pepper.

If you want to eat call me at 079-0777-26109. Email tsweb@monster.link.com. - Shelby P.

Hi, my name is Chess Queen! I have 7 legs. I also have 6 arms. I need a person to challenge? Come on play the game. Why don't you get it over with your dream. If you don't come play, I will be with you night and day. I will also pay you $ 25.00 to play.

 E-mail at: Haunt you@.till.play.com or phone number 555-haunt you!! Want To Play!!?? - Kylee

My name is teacher's pet. I want to be a monster baseball player . I will charge $50.00 if I hit a home run. I am good because I have 6 arms and 7 legs. I have 4 eyes. I can really keep my eye on the ball!! -- Paul

Hi! My name is bugger eater. I like brains and buggers.I am covered in snake oil and smell very bad. If you hire me i will eat kids brains and buggers. Call me at 248-248-248,BUGGERS-

ROBERT

Monster Teacher! My name is Teacher's Pet . I am 1,000,000,000 years old, and I want to be a teacher. I will pay $10 every hour, and I want to be a teacher because I am good with kids and I have 4 eyes to see in 4 different directoins. I will teach monster, human, animal, and robot kids. You can reach me at 248 - TEACHME, and you can email me by going to st@TEACHYOU.com. Booye! -- Shelby T.

Lets discover Africa!!

Dear people I need help! I am a scientist and I like to go crazy with science. If you hire me you will never have to go back to the store if you hire me. I Can fix problems if you take advatage of what i do. I will also promise we will go discover Africa . We can see what kind of ingredents are in sick lions take. All the ingredents are in the tablet they take. So please hire me I am really good at science. I can fix things really fast because I have 6 arms that are 10 feet long. My first ingredents I made was with: blood, old bandeges, and crunchy teeth. It is called yummy crunchy old soup. If you want to hire you can reach me at 224-monster science or at scary monster science.com.

Please hire me now!!!!!

P.s I will charge $9.00 a week!! -- AajaLee

Konichiwa , I'm going to be a singer. I will charge $10.00 for the whole family. I like to sing for any one. I'm the most famous singer Hannibal , MO ever had. You can reach me at 221- 500. I have 7 legs and I am 10 feet tall 8 inches. -- Mercedeez

My monster is going to charge $10 for 5 hours of basketball playing. I will be on your basketball team forever and win a championship for all of us. I will be the best and I am strong and big as well. - Morgan

My name is Teachers Pet . I have six arms and seven legs. I have fore eys and I love kides.You should hire me because i love to eat kides. I charge $10 a hour. To reach me call 759 0082 -- Autumn.

Hi my name is Sandielaphantai and I am 15,550 years old . I weigh 50,555 pounds. I am best at anything that's why I'm richer than anybody else. I'll help you if I get $75.25 every year because I am faster than flash and dash and other fast heros. So if you want me just call 567-Rich or send a e-mail but go to www. richmonster.com and I'll be there in 0 seconds and you'll won't even hear me so just call or e-mail me and I'll be there bye-bye- Carlos

I am a Monster bull rider. I will charge $1.12 dollars an hour to ride 5 bulls. I am 4 feet 6 inches. I have 6 arms, and 7 legs. You can call me at 597- 5982. I will travel to Texas to work. -- Leranie

Monster baby sitting! I am a monster baby sitting business. My name is Teacher's Pet. I will not eat their heads off. If you want me to baby sit just give me a call at 773-4317. -- Patricia

Hello! My name is Check Mate. I am a chess king. No one can beat me. I have 6 arms. I have beaten the best in the world! I will play godzilla, the ubominal snow man, 2O children on a team, 1O adults on a team. I will charge 5 bucks when a piece is captured. If you hire me I will win every game! But, if you don't higher me I will charge you $1,OOO bucks. If you want to higher me call 555-POUND. Or e-mail me at www.I willpound you.com. Check mate!!!!!!! -- Travis

I'll serve GROSS GRUB! My name is Slider. If you want me to put on a show I will. I'll do anything just call 284-4081. You will have to pay me $50 every other week. You should come to my place becasue I'll have jokes, singers, and acts! Oh yeah, I'm a monster who likes to cook! -- Emily

Hi I'm a cook. I serve food. I call it gross grub because the food looks werid. I serve eye balls, cat litter, and boogers on a stick. I'll charge you $10.00 every week. Call if you need a monster cook. Call 406-gross grub. Zei Jian. -- Chantyra

My name is Teachers pet and I am a soldier. I have 6 arms and 7 legs. I will charge you $12.50. If you want to talk to me call 1800-scream. If you want to log on to my website type in www.scareyou.com. -Kody

I am an Monster Mechanic I work on cars. I fix your car for 1000 dollers. If you want me to fix your car call me at 654-8268 Mechanic. you can go to www.Monster Mechanic.com. I will get to you by driving a Monster engine. - Alex

I`m a dancer I dance to hip-hop music. The song I dance to is Laffy,Taffy. You would have to pay me $ 10.00 a week. I can dance and my dance is so good your mouth would drop. I`m the best dancer yet. Call me at 222-Laffy Taffy.

A fourth grade teacher in Hannibal, Missouri is seeking help with a wild and crazy class. I need a monster with at least 6 arms for grading papers, 4 eyes to read so many student emails, and at least 7 legs for help on the playground with kickball. Horns and a tail would be nice also. If interested, call Mr. Smith at 573-Send-HELP.